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Old 10-04-2009   #1
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Blackeye treatment

You may have heard of the age old treatment for black eyes that have been formed through a bang on the head or getting punched in the face. Yes that's it raw steak, plonk it on the eyes and watch the bruising disappear in about 5 days. Medical science has now come up with new research that seems to indicate that warm objects may increase the healing time better and suggest the following


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