Three men

Topper

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a white trash biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also continue the family tradition and farm the land. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill them up with water.'

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left!

Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

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