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29-07-2009
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| Dazed and Confused Mod  Join Date: 28-06-2003 Location: Wirral, NW England
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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' "I had no Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh." See if you have De Gaulle not to laugh. I put it on here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse. | ||
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29-07-2009
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| cerca trova...  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: East Anglia
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31-08-2009
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| Toute Ronde Bon Oeuf  Real name: Gordon Join Date: 29-05-2009 Location: North Yorks Moors
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01-09-2009
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| aka Skyman  Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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