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Old 18-08-2009   #1
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Girl went to a party, when she woke up in the morning she found an Elephant in bed beside her.

She said "Oh my god I must have been tight last Night"

and the Elephant said "You were the 1st time but the 2nd time was`nt so bad"
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what puzzles me is how do you get an elefhant through the door
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