A Flatter Kind Of Hostess

Tivù

While waiting for his flight, a man visits the airport bar where he spots a jaw-droppingly beautiful brunette. He makes small talk and asks her what she does. Without wishing to encourage him, she curtly responds "Air Hostess".

Hoping that flattery will work, he says "Someone with your sophistication and style must surely work for Air France or Alitalia"

She ignores him.

Undeterred, he presses on: "Perhaps someone as cool and haughty as you might work for British Airways or Lufthansa?"

She snaps: "Look, will you please just **** off."

To which he replies: "I should have known. Ryanair!"

HB13DISH

A truly international joke, adapted to each specific country's airline.
Our local version was either El-Al or Arkia

hoggy

if he had said carribean airways he would have been in there.