Funniest jokes: worst 10 gags at Edinburgh Fringe

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Carey Marx - "I'm not doing any Michael Jackson jokes because they always involve puns about his songs. And that's bad."

Stephen Carlin - "There are so many 'failed train' announcements at stations these days. It's not rolling stock, it's laughing stock."

Celia Pacquola - "My mind is like a cement mixer. It's grey, thick and always moving."

Rhys Darby - "I don't believe in guns. Literally; I don't believe they exist."

Frank Woodley - "I phoned the swine flu hotline and all I got was crackling."

Anna and Katy - "I dated a woman from the Chinese State Circus. One time I took her upstairs for a 69. She said, 'I'm not cooking at this time of night.'"

Alex Maple - "Michael Jackson only invented the moonwalk so he could sneak up on children."

Phil Nichol - "She's got a face like a rare Chinese vase – minging."

Denise Van Outen - "A brunette, a red-head and a blonde break out of Holloway Prison. They hide in a barn from the police and get into some sacks. The police come in and feel the sack with the brunette in it - she goes 'miaow!' They go on to feel the sack with the red-head in it - she goes 'woof!' Finally they feel the sack with the blonde in it. The blonde shouts 'potatoes!"

Alistair McGowan - "I've just split up from girlfriend, which is shame because it was a long-standing arrangement. Perhaps if we'd sat down a bit more..."


Source:telegraph