Life's tough when you are old.

Crisbe

An 85 year old guy is having a complete medical checkup.
The Doctor tells him he wants a sperm sample from him and hands him a jar, telling him to bring a sample in the next day.

The following day the old guy turns up with the jar still empty.

"What happened?" asked the doctor.

" Well Doctor, I had a problem. First I tried with my right hand and then I tried with my left hand. Then my wife tried with her right hand and then she tried with her left hand. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth out and then with her teeth in. Then she went next door and got our neighbor Elsie to try but even she wasn't able to do it".

"What" said the Doctor " you got your neighbor to try it for you, and you still didn't put a sample in the jar!!"

" That's right Doctor (scroll down)



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We couldn't get the lid off the jar!"