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| Toute Ronde Bon Oeuf  Real name: Gordon Join Date: 29-05-2009 Location: North Yorks Moors
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There are four people on a plane: David Beckham, George W. Bush, a Doctor and a Schoolboy. Suddenly, the plane nosedives and they have to bail out - but there are only three parachutes. Beckham claims one, saying "I'm one of the greatest footballers ever so I deserve a parachute". He grabs one and jumps out. George W. says "I'm one of the most famous politicians ever", grabs a parachute and jumps out. The Doctor turns to the Schoolboy and says " I've had a long and fulfilling life but you're still young - take the last parachute" "Don't worry", says the Schoolboy, "there are two parachutes left: George Bush took my schoolbag" | ||
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