Young Danny

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Young Danny moved to Kent and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry Danny, but I have some bad news, the donkey
died.”

Danny replied, “Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already."

Danny said, “Ok, then. Just bring me the dead donkey.”

The farmer asked, “What are you going do with him?”

Danny said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!
Danny said, “Sure I can. Watch me ... I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met up with Danny and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?”

Danny said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.”

The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Danny said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.”