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Old 22-09-2009   #1
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Of all the assholes that we see on the road, I think this is my favourite



ANOTHER ASSHOLE ON A MOTORCYCLE!
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Plenty of them on Yamahas.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
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Plenty of them on Yamahas.
You mean yamahas attract assholes,I am going out to buy a yamaha
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"Burn the saddle!"
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Hmm ,that could do with some fuel injecting
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Is it a pit bike ?
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
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Originally Posted by Topper View Post
Of all the assholes that we see on the road, I think this is my favourite



ANOTHER ASSHOLE ON A MOTORCYCLE!
see the sucker that holds her to the saddle!!, marvelous initiative

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Are 'flaps' standard on a Yamaha?
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Originally Posted by iambruce View Post
Are 'flaps' standard on a Yamaha?
Not always, you could be looking at a tranny post 'sack and crack'.
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