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Old 29-09-2009   #1
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You would never get away with this today, I cannot believe some of the comments in this.... filth pure filth


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Very sadly its not a proper episode and was never transmitted - it was recorded for the Thames TV staff Christmas party in 1979

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Would you believe me if I told you that the VT editor was Grant Goodwin, who just happens to be married to my younger sister. There are a lot of outtakes people have never seen, every time they had a good take if the cameras were still rolling Zippy and Bungle became naughty puppets. Every Christmas,the Vt editors would put together some of the outtakes and show them at the staff Christmas party. So Analoguesat is quite correct when he says it was for the Thames TV staff at Christmas.
Have any of you ever seen the It'll be Alright on the Night show wher a magician is trying to fool a little boy with a card trick, but the little boy picks up on how the trick is done and says "no there are four cards , not three". That is Grants son Murray, who had gone to the studios with his mum to pick up his dad from work. They needed a child for the programme and grabbed Murray. Unfortunately for the magician Murray was a really bright kid. I have seen the whole recording of the shoot and it is hilarious, just before he walks off in disgust the magician is heard to say "That was my career Murray!" They showed all that recording at one Christams party as well.
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Well

Well I just think it is funny whether it was aired or not...........

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The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken!

Thing is, if you showed that to a kid, they wouldn't have noticed all the innuendo (ooer missus!!!) in that take...

I dunno, and to think, as a kid I was an avid Rainbow fan, dirty sods...

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Just by chance I installed a Freesat system at Rod's house last month.

Nice guy, and thankfully never got his twanger out.

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A long time ago I was told about one made for Duracell.

There was a row of girls sitting naked on chairs with their backs to the camera (it was the seventies so no actual nudity). In the background you can hear buzzing noises and girls moaning with pleasure. The camera zoom in on one as she moans louder than all the others.

The tag line is of course "Duracell - No other battery looks like it or f**ks like it.

Not sure if true and I never saw it but who knows!
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A long time ago I was told about one made for Duracell.

There was a row of girls sitting naked on chairs with their backs to the camera (it was the seventies so no actual nudity). In the background you can hear buzzing noises and girls moaning with pleasure. The camera zoom in on one as she moans louder than all the others.

The tag line is of course "Duracell - No other battery looks like it or f**ks like it.

Not sure if true and I never saw it but who knows!
Well if its not true and it was never made ...
It Bl@@dy well ought to be
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