Wheelie Bin

hoggy

An Aussie refuse collector (Garbo) is going along a street picking up the
wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it.
So, against the rules but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, (obviously not british) he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Chinese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' says the Chinese chappie.

'Goodday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector

'I bin on toiret' explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realizing the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man - still perplexed.

'Listen,' says the collector. 'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the man with a sheepish grin. ' I wheelie bin havin sex wiffa wife's sistah......