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Have a guess why this lady was stopped by police

She took her helmet off
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I suppose she might get some sympathy from the police for putting forward her breast features.
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I suppose I could merge these threads... wonder if she got arrested?

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellit...-assholes.html

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I suppose I could merge these threads... wonder if she got arrested?

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellit...-assholes.html



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I suppose I could merge these threads...
Bit difficult.

Two different makes of bikes involved there...

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Bit difficult.

Two different makes of bikes involved there...

My analysis of the content of the two threads seems to point to the essential anatomical design elements and indeed construction being generally the same.

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So it's not all about bikes?

What bikes ???

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