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| Amo Amas Amant Admin  Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: Blackburn NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs  Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
The mother Superior is giving her weekly address to the nuns and novices at the convent. " I have to announce to you all that there is a case of chlamydia in the convent" One of the more mature nuns towards the back shouts out " I hope it's better than that f****in Chardonnay we had last week" | ||
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| Toute Ronde Bon Oeuf  Real name: Gordon Join Date: 29-05-2009 Location: North Yorks Moors
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My System: Triax 1.1m and Orbital 80cm Motorised Dishes. Various fixed Dishes. Eclectic selection of Digital and Analogue Receivers. Complex switching and distribution that SWMBO cannot fathom. Nor me. | Candles out, girls! PS: Do they drink Blue Nun at all? | ||
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| Dazed and Confused Mod  Join Date: 28-06-2003 Location: Wirral, NW England
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| Specialist Contributor Join Date: 29-06-2009 Location: UK
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My System: IP9000HD twin HD tuner operating > Triax TD110 Dish & 80cm FaVal Dish working in Tandem 60degEast to 60degWest Humax HDCI2000 operating > VboxII & 1.8 m Alcoa PF dish + Pauxis C-Band lnbf... Skystar2 /Twinhan SD /TS S2-3200 pci cards | 2 nuns in a bath ... Nun1 ..where's the soap ? Nun2 ..it does doesn't it ! | ||
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| Mod and septic resident  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: London SW
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| Two nuns out on a tandem turn into a cobbled road. First nun 'Have you come this way before ?' Second nun 'Not unless I'm working in the cucumber patch'. | ||
| There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness" | |||
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| Specialist Contributor Join Date: 29-06-2009 Location: UK
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My System: IP9000HD twin HD tuner operating > Triax TD110 Dish & 80cm FaVal Dish working in Tandem 60degEast to 60degWest Humax HDCI2000 operating > VboxII & 1.8 m Alcoa PF dish + Pauxis C-Band lnbf... Skystar2 /Twinhan SD /TS S2-3200 pci cards | Keep 'em Cumming lads .. Hopefully a wealth of material that would make make Dave Allen blush It would be a Cardinal Sin ..not to  | ||
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