A polish man

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well,
One day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.


No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover.