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Old 10-01-2005   #1
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A young woman stowaway was found on a ship and taken to the captain. "How long have you been here?" the captain asked.

"Ten days," replied the woman. "I'm trying to get to the Far East."

"And how have you survived all that time?"

"Well, your second officer has been very kind," explained the woman. "He has given me a meal every night and let me sleep in his cabin."

"Has he demanded anything in return?"

"Well, he's been taking advantage of me," the woman whispered.

"I'd certainly say he has." replied the captain. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."
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Thought you were ill....

Very good and funny
Just hanging around till my eyes get heavy for a good nights kip mate!
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brilliant nice one m8
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i like this one
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