Email heaven or hell

**Topper** · 21-02-2005

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend
to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.
Because they both had jobs, they found it difficult co-ordinating their
travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida
on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving
as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was
a computer, so he decided to send his wife an E-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and sent
the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home
to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,
she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you're allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

**wurzel** · 22-02-2005

Hi M8,
what a cracker. wurzel.

edczuch · 25-02-2005

That is excellent!

rgonzobull · 18-03-2005

Brilliant!! and not one swear word...hehe

**arsen** · 10-04-2005

That's a great one toppervte33h m8.

mixalis-g · 26-04-2005

top joke mate

**jimbo** · 27-04-2005

That's funny.

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