How do you decide who to marry?

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How do you decide who to marry? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10


What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You've got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6


How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8


What do you think your mum and dad have in common?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8


What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

When is it OK to kiss someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- Curt, age 7


Is it better to be single or married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

How would you make a marriage that works?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus.
- Gameboy. age 47

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Only he who does nothing, does nothing wrong.

Topper

Seem to recognise this from somewhere ??????

Kids Thoughts On Relationships

Perhaps you were kippin

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