Camels

mhku

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
>smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
>cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>Maude: What in the hell is that?
>Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
>Maude: Where did you get it?
>Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.
>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
>pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
>is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
>of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a
>Camel."

The pharmacist fainted