This is No Joke

Topper

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read
her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

"If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL of this STORY is
Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

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War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left!

Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

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