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28-11-2005
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This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! A little voice came out of the box:........... (WAIT FOR IT)........... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**1ng shoes on."
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | good ones always come back (with addition or the f**** that was missing in the old days)
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 | i must admit,i wasnt gonna look at this joke thinking that id heard it before.but the curiosity got the better of me and i had to have a look.yes i had heard it before,but its still a good one..even if it is a bit corny :-) TWAG | ||
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