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15-12-2005
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| aka Skyman  Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth........ Ruined the whole *****ing thing. | ||
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: 24-09-2004 Location: Rochdale
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| The Consumate Dreamer  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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Way to go, just what I was thinking! I can see you have a (dig)deep understanding of the subject | |||
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| ASBO Club Member - Persona non grata Join Date: 30-07-2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden
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They are nuts here in my country about these things, at least we can have whatever dish we like.... | |||
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| Specialist Contributor  Join Date: 18-12-2004 Location: no mans land
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