21st Century Birds and the Bees...


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Old 17-01-2006   #1
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21st Century Birds and the Bees...

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out ,anyway you're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafé. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the DELETE button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!”

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