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Old 21-01-2006   #1
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well this is not a joke but should give good reading and a snigger!
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/beaverdam.htm
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Old 22-01-2006   #2
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Oh dear. I can see you've been waiting for a beaver cue for a very long time
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I was waiting for something like that. In a male dominated forum key words such as these won't go unoticed!
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in fact, they'll be grabbed at the first instance! just like in my apartment! er, i mean...
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nice picture i might print that of for the bathroom to see if the misses gets the hint second thoughts the razor might be used on me
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Oh dear. I can see you've been waiting for a beaver cue for a very long time
I've also been in a beaver queue for a long time.They're like buses,you can wait for ages
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They're like buses,you can wait for ages
and then three arrive at the same time...
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Cats and beavers don't always see eye to eye but in this case they do?
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nice one m8 i think the cat needs a litter tray sharpish
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