two women, (a bit rude)


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Old 31-01-2006   #1
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Talking two women, (a bit rude)

Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers, and other uses a wreath.

The two husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man say's

"i better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on"

the other man say's

"that's **** all, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying- we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station"
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