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02-02-2006
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a blind man went for a job interview at a timber yard he explained to them that he could tell a peice of timber by just smelling it ! so as a test they hold a peice of oak under his nose the blind man has a sniff and says thats oak! amazed they get a peice of birch and hold that under his nose the blind man has a sniff and says thats birch! amazed again by his talent they decide to fool the blind man they get the young femail serving on the counter to lay naked on the table they guide the blind man over and tell him to have a sniff he sniffs a few times then scratches his head he then askes if they can turn the timber over so they turn the femail over and the blind man has a couple of sniffs he scratches his head again then replies you cant fool me its an old sh1t house door of a kipper trawler | ||
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