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Old 04-02-2006   #1
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Old 04-02-2006   #2
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How do you stop your wife from reading your email?

Rename the mail folder "Maps"
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Rename the folder G-Spot

he will never find it
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Don't let him out of the pit in the basement.
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How do you stop your wife reading your girlfriend's email???

Dunno... let me know if you have any ideas!
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How do you stop your wife reading your girlfriend's email???

Dunno... let me know if you have any ideas!
Tell your girlfriend to title her emails "football feeds"
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cut her hands off. A bit extreme i'll warrant but it works.
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Try telling her to look at your emails !

Haven't tried it myself but works with everything else.
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