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11-02-2006
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| I do dishes,me.  Join Date: 23-02-2005 Location: Limassol,Cyprus
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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" says the girl, "I charge 100 pounds an hour" "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large springs and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs...” The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time blowing on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?" "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique BOOM BOOM | ||
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11-02-2006
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| Specialist Contributor  Join Date: 29-08-2004 Location: dublin,ireland
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My System: dreambox 500s gibertini 85cm dish superjack 120 motor........ linksys access point connected to dreambox...Humax HDCI 2000...S*Y sub + 60cm dish...sony rdr-hx 725 160gb HDD recorder | should've seen it coming!!!! v good | ||
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12-02-2006
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| The Consumate Dreamer  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.  Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | Zis ist wunderbar!
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13-02-2006
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | Well, I vos gramatically preziser viz the application of ze "wunderbar"! And to add to ze insult you misspelt ze German vörd "wunderbar" Zerfor I vin! 
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15-02-2006
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| Nasty Dish Obsession  Join Date: 01-06-2004 Location: Oxfordshire
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My System: SS1. 3.4Ghz Dual Core P4. 125cm Gibbi with Channelmaster feedhorn and Inverto C120 twin. 36v H to H  ...And thou were the truest friend to thy lover that ever bestrad horse..." | It's a play on words from an old Volkswagen advertisment shown a few years ago (vorsprung durch technik) L. 
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh |
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15-02-2006
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| Nasty Dish Obsession Join Date: 01-06-2004 Location: Oxfordshire
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My System: SS1. 3.4Ghz Dual Core P4. 125cm Gibbi with Channelmaster feedhorn and Inverto C120 twin. 36v H to H ...And thou were the truest friend to thy lover that ever bestrad horse..." | What does 'vorsprung durch technik' actualy refer to T_G ?? L.
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15-02-2006
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | "Progress through technology", Engländer!
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15-02-2006
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| aka Skyman  Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,visionet 8000s. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii  | Ich verstehe nicht,Ich spreche kein Deutsch 
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh |
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15-02-2006
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin  Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs  Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
Working in Information Technology it is all Geek to me 
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| aka Skyman Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,visionet 8000s. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii |
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh |
My turn: Akropolis Mikis Theodorakis Jorgos Dalares Panatinaikos Zorba Feta and of course Ouzo. Thats it.... 
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17-02-2006
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| aka Skyman Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,visionet 8000s. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii | My turn: Akropolis Mikis Theodorakis Jorgos Dalares Panatinaikos Zorba Feta and of course Ouzo. Thats it.... [/quote]Sorry,its all greek to me Confession.I've had this German phrase book on the bookshelf for years.I didnt think I would ever use it till now | ||
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