The Husband Store

PaulR

Man and Wife Store


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

There are instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper climbs up. You may choose a man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it."

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

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PaulR

As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

PaulR

A New Wives store has opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.....

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PaulR

As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

Sir Bronking

weeeeeel said

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patience is not a virtue, its a godsend.a picture is worth a thousand words
polite notice: do not hijack threads,do not double post,
search and ye shall find (before you ask)

T_G

I bet you most even go to second floor....

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wolfav

wives isnt there a hooker on the corner f*ck going shoping

RedDevil_UK

that is so true, wimmin are so impossible to please lol

oh and paul
not true, i bought a tree last year, and its got a 12 month warranty... after entertaining us in the house, it now lives in a bigger pot in the back garden
if its not too big ill bring it in for xmas this year

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T_G

No such thing. As always with those stores they have good marketing. My feeling: They must be gay (no offence)

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whatsthis

none taken T_G