How do you get your ketchup out of the bottle


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Old 24-02-2006   #1
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How do you get your ketchup out of the bottle

Do you shake or do you slap
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I don't know what the problem is?

Dispensing problems:

1. Clean the head nozzle thoroughly;
2. manic hand-gesticulations on dispenser in rapid up-down movements;
3. sauce should dispense freely (within 60secs - culminating in short bursts lasting all but 4secs until the head appears unworkable again)

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