My Joke Of The Day...

bike_builder

Apologies in advance should I offend anyone with this joke..here goes then..

A visitor is being shown around a Scottish hospital.

At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.


The visitor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:

Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.


This continues with the next patient:

Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"


"Well," the visitor mutters to his colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"No, no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."

PaulR

Excellent, very good indeed.

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PaulR

As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

Channel Hopper

Excellent.

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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

wolfav

nice one

Topper

Please post in English or at the very least provide a Google translation

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Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

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twag42

good one,a bit silly but still a good one

TWAG