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Old 27-04-2006   #1
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which girl would you pick up?

Like this google video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...595209&pl=true
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Old 27-04-2006   #2
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Poll added so please watch the video then vote as to which of the two girls you would pick up
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the one in red....
after 2 mins in car the t shirt on the other would dry out leaving you with a minger

you could work on the red one and make her wet...*cough*

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I'm with Rolf on this but having to choose one it has to be the girl in white as the girl wearing vivid red is advertising that she is up for it therefore presents less of a challenge

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What happened next?.... well if you ask me, the girl in white zips up her anorak.... game over!
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This really is a dilemma.

The girl is red is probably only pretending to be up for it in order to get a lift.

The girl in white might get water stains on the interior of my NSX.
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What about an option of "neither", as women can cost you money and lead you into trouble.
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Heres a spoof Visa advert which is pretty damn funny too

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...97001633806354
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well to the original question i,d pick the one in white but as to analouges video clip apsolutely ace
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Its an inspired clip, shame but I really cant see something like this getting onto UK TV.
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I'm a blonds kinda guy so... But I would make room in the car for the two.



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I didn't vote..

simply because it would have to be both.
However, there is only one other seat in that nice car, so I would have to let one drive and the other sit on my lap.

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That's a very good idea.



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I think there should be an option for those of us who are colour blind.

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