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Old 02-05-2006   #1
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Exclamation Another blonde moment

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car
pulls up alongside.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon
and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of
your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Tony and I'm driving a f**king gritter!"
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wondered where that was going there nice one
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Correction

Yes I felt a bit like that this may help a bit then
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wheres the blond and the traffic lights
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Originally Posted by wolfav
wheres the blond and the traffic lights
Well I think the blonde has dyed her hair but the traffic lights explain a lot
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dont put them lights in front of a blonde
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