All You Lexophiles (lovers Of Words)

Topper

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count
that votes.
3. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
4. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
5. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
6. Every calendar's days are numbered.
7. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
8. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
10. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
11. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
12. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
dye.
13. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
14. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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PaulR

May I add to the list:

The butcher's assistant who sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind in his work.

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PaulR

As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.