Fireman Story.

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Fireman Story.


A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a
dog and a cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look, "that's a lovely fire
engine," he says admiringly. "Thanks," says the little girl.
The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the
cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
"Little colleague," says the firefighter, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster".
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and
at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would I?"

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BarMoo

About my level, LOL.

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jambro

Brilliant