BBQ lesson

gameboy

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are
put into motion:

Routine:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine:

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.

Important again:

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine:

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women

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Only he who does nothing, does nothing wrong.

T_G

You just betrayed the complete worldwide grill man!!

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BarMoo

Napkins look cool (in fancy Japanese shapes) - sauces can taste fantastic - but if you can wake up the following morning without some kind of food poisoning - too effing right the griller should get the credit.

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Have Fun, Moo.

T_G

As we are on the subject of grills, here is a real man's grill ughughugh

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2cvbloke

Where's the Binford 6100 chainsaw motor???

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