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Old 20-06-2006   #1
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Japan suffers serious worldwide shortage of nylon fibre
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Any chance of this in European beaches?
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There is something very Photoshop about those pics - are they all from the same website/source?

Think you are still more likely to find the attached in Blackpool.
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Old 20-06-2006   #3
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got them in an email, so don't know...
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Mm yes please
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The good old kipper thong or is that split kipper thong
At first I thought that this lady was holding a bottle of sunscreen but on closer inspection I am not sure!
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The one on the right, wearing a new-skool KKK hat?

I have seen that lumo-green thing too many times - so that can't be fake.

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OH MY GOD!!! It can't be Rolf because he would NEVER be seen wearing this sissy lime green colour. Here is a snapshot of him setting up a satellite system.
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