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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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h**p://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/# My score was about half, I was too suspicious | ||
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| Believe it when I see it Admin. Real name: Rolf Join Date: 01-05-1999 Location: Southern England
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Blog Entries: 5 My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | RESPECT dude! Don't forget to vote! | ||
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Got them all right Being a homo has its advantages.The last Q was a bit dumb. They were both male?? . Note: no adams apple shots. Cheek, chin and nose surgery is part of the process these days - must be even more worrying for hetros out on the town. . | |||
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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Blog Entries: 5 My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | lol I suspected you'd get a high score...I never spend enough time in bars and clubs... | ||
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My System: Sky+ Multiroom,Thompson PVR, Dreambox 7000S, 300gig HDD, 1.1m Dish, Moteck SG-2100A DISEQC Motor, Gemini image, 2g USB Stick. ![]() A defender of the Remote Control Brigade, Sir R can flick channels faster than a Robben dive | i got 13 out of 16 too... im still disturbed by the 3 that caught me out!! :O so in other words if i go out and trap off on Canal st (Manchesters gay village) im going to end up with 3 men in 16 attempts!!! if i ever needed a reason to stay faithful to my wife this is it LOL TG, i would say the advice applies to you too, looking at your score ehehhe.... | ||
| "A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." Last edited by RedDevil_UK; 13-08-2006 at 08:36 PM. | |||
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My System: Technomate TMS-1500 CI+ "patched" receiver, 90cm p/f 36v motorised dish, Inverto C120 0.3db LNB, Moteck V-Box 2, Packard Bell 6052 XP Home computer, Toshiba A60 laptop, and lots of Russian Vodka ! | I was really worried when I only got 11/16, but now I'm terrified as I've just discovered that my wife is a man. As a matter of interest she got 11 out of 16 as well, just wait till she finds out I'm a women. | ||
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | [my wife is a man] Indeed. If your new-found partner uses knickers three sizes too small - be afraid. Be very afraid, LOL. Mind you, if, in the heat of the moment, you notice that - its probably too late anyway! hehe. . | ||
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Funny nevertheless. Blokes (with wives) being caught out - that's funny! What is funnier - is when they spend an age trying to explain their crap score ..... Like the discussion one might have had in 1987 - trying to justify the fact that you have just bought a Skoda! . | |||
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | LOL, that's an observation Lance. hehe. What would be interesting would be to find out which 'blokes' caught everyone out. I guess we will find some harmony on that. . | ||
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Blog Entries: 5 My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | They are all cheap tarts trying to catch a poor randy bloke....shame on them | ||
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My System: Various digiboxes, broken Nokia 9800S, numerous analogue boxes. My lovely little lappy, HP Omnibook 6100 | Nearly half right, 7 out of 16. Good job I'm not allowed out in clubs any more... | ||
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My System: Sky+ Pace v3, and before that analouge 80cm dish with Prima by Pace box pointed at 19.2e (not very imaginative then!) | 12/16 I think I'll be more careful from now on, I obviously can't trusted! | ||
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