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Old 12-08-2006   #1
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OK, you are out in a club picking up a girl. Or maybe not?

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My score was about half, I was too suspicious

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Old 12-08-2006   #3
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Originally Posted by rolfw
Fifteen out of sixteen, just the bottom left hand corner fooled me. Phew.
Quiz I just tried there were 7 side-by-sides (is that 14?)

Got them all right Being a homo has its advantages.

The last Q was a bit dumb. They were both male??

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Old 13-08-2006   #5
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lol I suspected you'd get a high score...I never spend enough time in bars and clubs...

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i got 13 out of 16 some was obivous but other was 50/50 guess
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i got 13 out of 16 too... im still disturbed by the 3 that caught me out!! :O

so in other words if i go out and trap off on Canal st (Manchesters gay village) im going to end up with 3 men in 16 attempts!!!

if i ever needed a reason to stay faithful to my wife this is it LOL

TG, i would say the advice applies to you too, looking at your score ehehhe....

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I was really worried when I only got 11/16, but now I'm terrified as I've just discovered that my wife is a man.

As a matter of interest she got 11 out of 16 as well, just wait till she finds out I'm a women.
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[my wife is a man]

Indeed.

If your new-found partner uses knickers three sizes too small - be afraid. Be very afraid, LOL.

Mind you, if, in the heat of the moment, you notice that - its probably too late anyway! hehe.

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Originally Posted by RedDevil_UK
TG, i would say the advice applies to you too, looking at your score ehehhe....
I found most of the men, I failed so badly because I thought many of the ladies were men as well...I am too careful

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Originally Posted by T_G
..I am too careful
[read: Am I too careful?]

Funny nevertheless. Blokes (with wives) being caught out - that's funny!

What is funnier - is when they spend an age trying to explain their crap score

..... Like the discussion one might have had in 1987 - trying to justify the fact that you have just bought a Skoda!

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12/16, strangely Guinnevere got the same as me.

That bottom left one is a psycological ploy, in that tilting the head indicates a submissive posture clasically shown by women in conversation with men who interest them.



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LOL, that's an observation Lance. hehe.

What would be interesting would be to find out which 'blokes' caught everyone out. I guess we will find some harmony on that.

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They are all cheap tarts trying to catch a poor randy bloke....shame on them

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