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Old 03-01-2007   #1
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Well that's a good lesson... If someone stabbed me with a stick and if I had those sharp teeth and nails that's what he would get.
I just wonder what happened with the window of the car ? Was it stuck ?


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Well that's a good lesson... If someone stabbed me with a stick and if I had those sharp teeth and nails that's what he would get.
I just wonder what happened with the window of the car ? Was it stuck ?
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I think what has happened is that when the pussycat jumed on the window it broke the mechanism, it was not designed for keeping Leopards out!

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