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Old 21-03-2007   #1
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Old 21-03-2007   #2
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The 3rd one along looks like a Star Trek fan who's taken it a bit too far....
Well it would seem he has had plastic inserts fitted under his skin to enhance his cranial profile, I once saw an operation on tv to insert something similar in a woman's buttocks, what possesses these people

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Well it would seem he has had plastic inserts fitted under his skin to enhance his cranial profile, I once saw an operation on tv to insert something similar in a woman's buttocks, what possesses these people
Probably due to them being a bit dull and having nothing unique about them, so they poke hooles in themselves or stick big rings in their earlobes or implants under their skin, so people would think they're unique, but it's just weird....

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