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Old 27-03-2007   #1
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5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral Sex":

a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 8% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 89% appreciated the silence.
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Old 27-03-2007   #2
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3+8+89=101%....

Someone made a mistake there, but it is true, the silence is great....
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3+8+89=101%....
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LOL, back to school for you 2CV.
Yep, someone made a mistake, I pressed 9 instead of 8 on my calculator....
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Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening

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If people didn't want us to use calculators, they shouldn't be available to buy, or even built into windows....
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or even built into windows....
I have glass in my windows

and a calculator in my head... amongst other things
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Which one? I have two (with a possible 3rd on the way...)...
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(with a possible 3rd on the way...)...
Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?
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Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?
No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years...
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No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years...
You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?
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Only the contents, seeing how I live in Lancashire and he lives in Co. Durham...
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