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| Prince of Birthdays Join Date: 28-09-2005 Location: Sweden
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Survey: 5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral Sex": a.. 3% liked the warmth. b.. 8% enjoyed the sensation. c.. 89% appreciated the silence. | ||
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| Dazed and Confused Mod Join Date: 28-06-2003 Location: Wirral, NW England
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My System: Various digiboxes, broken Nokia 9800S, numerous analogue boxes. My lovely little lappy, HP Omnibook 6100 | Good one, made me laugh out loud.
__________________ PaulR As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after. | ||
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | 3+8+89=101%.... Someone made a mistake there, but it is true, the silence is great....
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | ||
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| Oldgeezer Join Date: 04-09-2004 Location: West Mids, UK
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My System: Topfield 5800 Echostar3000,DB7000, Relook 400S, Humax HDC2000, 55cm Fibo Gregorian dish with waveguide and Motek 2100 mod, 90cm Fibo Gregorian dish, 120cm Fibo Gregorian dish on a 1224 motor with waveguide |
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| Believe it when I see it Admin. Join Date: 01-05-1999 Location: Southern England
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Blog Entries: 3 My System: Sky+, DB 7000s, Gemini 4.3 in flash, Var on USB stick. Transparent 80cm Dish, Moteck SG2100 DiseqC motor, lots of legacy gear. Meters: Satlook Digital NIT, Unaohm EP313, Swires Annie 204 Spectrum, Rover ST-4 Spectrum. | LOL, back to school for you 2CV.
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | Yep, someone made a mistake, I pressed 9 instead of 8 on my calculator....
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | ||
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| Site administrator Join Date: 26-07-2003 Location: Scottish Borders
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My System: Sky UK. FTA analogue & digital satellite from 5 fixed dishes (5E/7E/9E/13E/16E /19E/23E/28E) Pace MSS100, Echostar IP3000VA, Technomate TM-1000D, Dreambox 7020S ![]() The last noble sat warrior to fly the olden flag of Analogue | Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening ![]() Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! |
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | |||
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs ![]() Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
I have glass in my windows and a calculator in my head... amongst other things
__________________ War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left! Formerly toppervte33h whose six pack has turned into a keg Help support this web site by making a donation Or use other options to help support Sats UK Show Your Support by clicking the button ![]() Thank you. Freddie Flintoff is back | ||
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| aka Skyman Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,humax freesat,visionet 8000s,technomate 5400 ci+ usb super. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii ![]() | You been playing with your Kirby too much | ||
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | Which one? I have two (with a possible 3rd on the way...)...
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | ||
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs ![]() Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on? ![]()
__________________ War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left! Formerly toppervte33h whose six pack has turned into a keg Help support this web site by making a donation Or use other options to help support Sats UK Show Your Support by clicking the button ![]() Thank you. Freddie Flintoff is back | ||
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! |
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | |||
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| aka Skyman Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,humax freesat,visionet 8000s,technomate 5400 ci+ usb super. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii ![]() | | ||
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| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | Only the contents, seeing how I live in Lancashire and he lives in Co. Durham...
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | ||
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