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Old 28-03-2007   #1
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
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