Golf mad

Topper

A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his Irish
assistant Paddy. "I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to
close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all
of our patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Paddy.

The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: “So,
Paddy, how was your day?”

Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."

"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Milk of Magnesia".

"Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
doctor.

"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her
legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen a man!'"

"Good God " says the doctor. "What did you do ?"

"I put drops in her eyes !"

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Formerly toppervte33h
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