Whilst Serious it is also quite funny This

Topper

An article in a womens magazine read as follows:-
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
Disorder.

This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up
from behind the back door earlier. I decide to go through the mail before
I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table; put the junk mail in the
recycling bin which I keep under the table, and notice that the bin is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the bin first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the letterbox when I take out the bin anyway, I may as well pay the bills first I take my cheque book off
the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left. My extra cheques are in
my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye....they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

- The car isn't washed
- The bills aren't paid
- There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
- The flowers don't have enough water,
- There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

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Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

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