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A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. >>After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a >>requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded, >>"Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The Priest then asked, "Have >>you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion >>I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The Priest >>nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. >> >>A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it >>still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? >> >>"The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." >> >> >>The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the >>temptations of the flesh? >> >>The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke >>with my faith." The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, >>thinking, for about five minutes. >> >>Finally, the Rabbi says, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't >>it?
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