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Old 12-06-2007   #1
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The Chinese laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese
Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"


The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry
was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON
PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
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