Two men in a pub

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Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it is his
Wife's' birthday soon and he does not know what to get her.

The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red
Porsche for her birthday because if she did not like the blue one,
She could have the red one, and vice versa.

The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought
His wife.

He replies, "A necklace and a vibrator."

"Why?" asks the second man.

To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the
Necklace, she can go screw herself."

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Good option