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10 commands

dig deep

Prince of Birthdays
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Dream7020 and AZ Elite and a few DM800
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Sweden
#1
Commandment 1: Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.

Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That's why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished...


Amen!!! :-rofl2
 
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Humaz 5400z Loader 2.08
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at home
#2
Lol m8, very funny and true too
 

rolfw

Believe it when I see it Admin.
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#3
LOL, great one Dig. :-lmao
 

wolfav

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two sky+amstrad boxes
technomate5500ci+ with 80cm motarised dish irderto cam mr mrev +dragoncam blue tit numerous fun cards infinity pheonix compaq and dell on wirelessrouter
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no mans land
#4
after the last comandment i think i,ll stay incomplete:-rofl2
 

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
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IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
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Blackburn, Lancashire
#5
wolfav said:
after the last comandment i think i,ll stay incomplete:-rofl2
If you can afford to stay incomplete then do so ;)
 

sophia

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hispasat, head500
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#6
You can't live with them, and still you can't live without them, can you ? ;)