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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 372181" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 1: Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That's why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">Commandment 10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished... </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000080">Amen!!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 372181, member: 196054"] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 1: Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. [/COLOR] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. [/COLOR] [SIZE=2][/SIZE][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes. [/COLOR] [SIZE=2][/SIZE][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [COLOR=#000080]Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That's why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste. Commandment 10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080]Amen!!! :-rofl2 [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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