2.4mt Dish for €60

[john_graydon]

Here lies john_graydon, l'artiste​

his 2.4M's a beast​

done in by his Mrs​

for too many dishes​

but his headstone's at 13 Deg East!​

Tears are streaming from my eyes...

 

[john_graydon]

Ahhh it is hidden for a good reason (as to not scare the good people who come here unaware). But since my learned friend Stick opened the Pandora Box of Limericks I will have to add my contribution to John's epitaph:

John G loved TV a tad more than his life
Brutally slaughtered by his murderous wife
She resented his dish
Carved him up like a fish
And sat down to watch cooking on E zero 5

O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha O-Ha

Must say what a talented lot you are.

Think we will have to have a Poets section...

Maybe she will have 2nd thoughts now and let me get it now?????

 

[T_G]

Must say what a talented lot you are.

Think we will have to have a Poets section...

Maybe she will have 2nd thoughts now and let me get it now?????

... if yes, you get a good reception, if no, you get a funeral reception + you already got a tumbstone and three commemorative texts to choose from. It's a win - win situation, John

P.S Maybe we should really open up a Limerick section in the chitchat??